In her self-defacing memoir, the author details her decade long addiction to setting herself on fire.
by danayala December 1, 2024
Get the Self-defacingmug. by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024
Get the self exitmug. When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018
Get the Self produced back lotionmug. To Golden Shower oneself......and NOT on purpose!
To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
by Big R in Vegas November 3, 2018
Get the SELF-ANOINTmug. The "Self destruction phase" is a phase in which people suddenly become distant or plain assholes with multiple of their so-called friends. This typically happens in High School.
Girl 1: Why has Abby been saying weird things to me and leaving me on read?
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.
by LinkCanBackflip November 5, 2019
Get the Self destruction phasemug. A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.
In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation
Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.
In other uses:
Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)
Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀
Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation
Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.
In other uses:
Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)
Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀
Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025
Get the Self Reportmug. Holding her cell phone as a video camera, she made a self-vidie of herself bicycling.
He liked to see himself talk, so he made a self-vid of his talking into his cell phone's video camera.
He was self-viding himself with his video camera, while he sang his favorite song.
He liked to see himself talk, so he made a self-vid of his talking into his cell phone's video camera.
He was self-viding himself with his video camera, while he sang his favorite song.
by T.V. John November 14, 2013
Get the self-vidiemug.