I could put a fist through that 

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.

Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.

I could put a fist through that by endlessrunnershigh February 1, 2010

I-shence

Another word for ganja

Healing of the nation, I-shence (Julian Marley)

I-shence by Paul le poulpe December 25, 2010

i-stooge 

a person who is ignorant and unskillful with computers, gadgets, i-phones, mobile phones, sat nav's & mp3 players. An i-stooge will also still spend their hard earned fun tickets ($$) on CD's and DVD's , still have a street atlas in their glove box and line up to pay bills at the post office.

"shithouse i didnt get to pay the gas bill on time after i got the money out of the ATM, the line was too long at the post office and it shut before i got served"
"just pay your bills on the internet you fuckin i-stooge!"

i-stooge by chrisee t March 7, 2012

I'm Brian 

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).

Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"

I'm Brian by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013

I Chill 

Something you say when you have had enough of arguing with someone and you are pushed to the limit where you have to calm yourself down before you spazz out

Your girlfriend is screaming at the top of her lungs about nothing and yours ears have had enough so to keep from choking her you just say...."I Chill" and then you just let her get tired of yelling because you're not responding

I Chill by iRoni December 11, 2013

I have THIS! 

A simple, but versatile phrase used to introduce a bad-ass possession, especially in a troublesome situation where said possession will have great effect. Also quite useful when you simply want to "one-up" someone by having a more bad-ass version of their object.

It is very important to speak the phrase slowly while emphasizing "this," because it sounds more bad-ass that way.

Originally used by Barry Burton in Resident Evil. After giving Jill ammo for a grenade launcher, Jill asks Barry what he has for a weapon. Barry responds "I have THIS!" while proudly raising his .357 Magnum Colt Python, which is both a bad-ass gun in the game and real life.

Barry: It's REALLY powerful, especially against living things! Better take it with you! *gives launcher ammo*

Jill: But how about you, Barry?

Barry: I have THIS! *raises Python*

Bob: I got this thirty of Budweiser. I'm gonna get more fucked up than you!

John: I doubt it, because I have THIS! *holds up bottle of Jägermeister*

Joe: Man, these fucking weeds out back are as big as trees! I can't even drive the mower INTO them, let alone MOW them!

Jeff: No problem, man. I have THIS! *activates flamethrower*

I have THIS! by Yeret August 1, 2015

i cant even right now 

When fangirls cant right now they cant breathe or do anything they are in happy shock

Fangirl1:Did you see Dan's new video

Fangirl 2:YES AND I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW

i cant even right now by Kiralondon22 January 10, 2016