Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.

Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal

When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious

by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025

absirred

Describes a ridiculous situation or attribute regarding a male organism.

Worrying about da size or specific shape of yer family jewels is totally absirred --- if you can still father healthy offspring, dat is all dat should matter.

by QuacksO May 10, 2025

absolute

Adjective used before any noun (mainly by British people) to turn said noun into an insult.

"Oi, say that to my face you absolute helmet!"

by zuradon't May 20, 2025

Abservlite

someone or a group of people who does not fit in the categories of being both Jewish and gentile.

The Samaritan people are abservlites

by barrmiceter May 20, 2025

absdullite

A person who gives hope or emotional support to someone, only to disappear when they’re most needed. Absence follows encouragement; betrayal follows belief.

He told me I could trust him, that he'd always be there... and then vanished. Total absdullite move.

by sharxn May 28, 2025

abschnecken

Used to describe a hot/attractive appearance of a person (at any given activity).

Auf der letzten Fete waren alle richtig am abschnecken.
Lass später ins Café gehen bisschen abschnecken.
Die sind ja sogar beim spazieren gehen voll am abschnecken.

by betongartenfete May 30, 2025