her ozempic figure
by pseudorian July 05, 2023
Get the ozempic mug.first definition: ur ozempic is lookin real fine.
shake that ozempic on me.
second definition: what an ozempic! that’s an ozempic.
shake that ozempic on me.
second definition: what an ozempic! that’s an ozempic.
by Sab rose May 16, 2021
Get the ozempic mug.Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.
The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!
Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.
And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)
Oh oh oh Ozempic!
You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!
Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.
And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)
Oh oh oh Ozempic!
You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.
Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023
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Guy 2: Oh Oh Oh, Ozempic! Oh Woah Oh Ohhhhhhh.
Guy 1: Thanks.
Guy 2: Oh Oh Oh, Ozempic! Oh Woah Oh Ohhhhhhh.
Guy 1: Thanks.
by blu b thats me June 08, 2023
Get the Ozempic mug.A a term used to describe the sagging, gaunt look of the facial skin due to the loss of facial fat following drastic weight loss from the drug Ozempic.
Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.
Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.
I hadn’t seen him until this afternoon and the Ozempic face and butt surprised me. I miss his old butt. It was a fine ass, as they say. Sad day…
by Sickomonster September 17, 2023
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When people expect instant fixes to their problems without putting in the effort themselves, often blaming society or the government while contributing nothing.
When people expect instant fixes to their problems without putting in the effort themselves, often blaming society or the government while contributing nothing.
“He keeps complaining about being broke but won’t get a job. That’s Ozempic Culture.”
“She wants to lose weight but refuses to change her diet or exercise — pure Ozempic Culture.”
“That Reddit nerd moans about living in a grim HMO with nightmare neighbours, only works 12 hours a week, spends the rest of the time smoking weed and gaming, and still blames the system while claiming Universal Credit. Peak Ozempic Culture.”
“She wants to lose weight but refuses to change her diet or exercise — pure Ozempic Culture.”
“That Reddit nerd moans about living in a grim HMO with nightmare neighbours, only works 12 hours a week, spends the rest of the time smoking weed and gaming, and still blames the system while claiming Universal Credit. Peak Ozempic Culture.”
by UniversalCritic August 18, 2025
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