Man moment 

When someone does something idiotic.

Man: "All girls are the same </3"
Also Man: Can't take cock
Woman: That's such a, Man moment

Man moment by Violet bbg February 22, 2021

man eyes 

What gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokey enough to register as anything of interest.

Pete - "I looked through your bag, but couldn't find your Michael Bolton CD"

Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"

man eyes by Markoshark June 11, 2008

man flap 

a man flap is a term used to describe a person that doesnt have a penis or vagina just a flap of skin that covers a dent.

a man flap will occour if a sex change opperation goes wrong or in some cases it is there from birth

hey i diddnt no u had a man flap

man flap by eisdj;mZFMDSJ May 18, 2009

Man Clit 

A hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man's anus which has the appearance of a woman's clitoris. Note: rubbing may cause irritation, not orgasm.

Girlfriend: Let's try some anal play tonight.
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!

Man Clit by Red Steel October 11, 2010

Man-Dime

Hot studly man who everyone else wants to be and look like. smells great. above and beyond your ordinary "tall dark and handsome" best described as Clooneyesque but younger, much younger.

To be a man-dime consists of being classier than the dos equis man and studlier than the old spice guy, along with an ageless body and a scent so great even facebook pictures emit his fragrance.

My friend Dayne Horwat is the true definition of a man-dime.

Man-Dime by dayne_fans_anonymous May 5, 2011

Man Card 

A card that doesn't actually exist, but certifies that you are male. The man card can be taken away in two circumstances. One: your girlfriend wants to keep it.

Two: you do something profoundly unmanly.

1. John had a five-star man card, but the brohood was required to take it when he wore a dress to prom.

2. Man I would come to your party, but my gf is rockin my man card. She said I had to go shopping.

Man Card by Saiyt November 10, 2010

man stable 

A magical place where man whores' are invited to reside following a collection of positive, consecutive "hook ups." If the "hook ups" are negative then the man whore is booted from the stable to live in the shit fields behind the stable. That biggest man whore in the man stable stays in the master suite located in the stable. He is all that is man.

Boning that cheerleader makes me the biggest man whore in the man stable

man stable by Dean Hauryluck September 10, 2006