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Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.
Man that guys is a max!
by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018
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max zajdel

max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3
when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much
by rin<3 November 20, 2021
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Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell
“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”
by groupchatname October 10, 2023
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Max CH

evil satan spawn that eats you. usually is under 2 inches in height and 400000 metres thick in width.
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Max

Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer would like a shag.
by Bawie November 24, 2021
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max

a guy who smokes a ton of weed and does massive tokes he is such a stoner
he is such a max meaning he is a stoner
by maxthecoolguy June 6, 2022
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Max

A very very good game
Wow that game is Max
by apeltsi November 11, 2019
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