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Brain rape 

Brain raped or brain raping: When you're woman is watching a dumb ass show and you can't seem to get up. Or if you get yourself stuck in a conversation with a couple of retards. It sucks you in. You can feel the brain cells diminishing but you can't do a thing about it. You're almost I a trance or a hypnotic state.
Mary: hey the WB has their season premiere on tonight! And look Gossip Girl is on...
John: this is so gay (but I can't get out of my seat to leave)

Joe: how can people sit and watch the Jersey Shore and then complain that it's stupid?
Ben: dude! It's cause most are women and women love brain raping television...

Office douchebag: Oooh I'm so awesome. How was your weekend; guess what I did? Blah blah blah...
Ben: fuck, I'm gettin brain raped, again.
Brain rape by mcdixhurts February 21, 2011

brainchow 

What zombies eat.
The zombies attacked some survivors and got their fill of brainchow.
brainchow by jpg3 October 20, 2011
Word of the Day on January 15, 2012
to give a blow job or to recieve one
Damn dogg Im in need of some brain
brain by Dan Pope-Davis May 13, 2005

pea- brain 

1. Someone who doesn't think before speaking. ie- unintelligent

2. A closed minded- ignorant, bigoted,prejudist, anti-cultural,intolerant or homophobic individual who usually has drowned his/her brain with alcohol.
3- a conservative with a fascist twist.
The hick saw the two men holding hands and yelled at them- then, the pea-brain drove into the ditch for not watching where he was going. Karma is such a bitch sometimes!
pea- brain by Ben Dover November 10, 2003

brain fart 

A moment when you just forget something even if you ran through it a moment ago.
person1: What's that?
(points to chair)
person2: Uh, Uh...
person1: BRAIN FART!
brain fart by Adeladaine March 20, 2009