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happiness

happiness is a state of mind with no external cause, it's a thought and a feeling stemming from one's love, understanding and respect for their own precious existence, inner beauty and worth.

As for me, I picture happiness as a crystal clear spring or a river, that flows through me without a begining nor an end... life stretches itself on the banks of that river. No mundane stuff could either increase, or diminish my happiness, since I'm the master of my life and I'm in charge. I like pretty gals, fast cars, delicious meals, nice clothes and this kind of things the planet can offer; I do not like poverty, pain, tears, sadness and this kind of things the planet can offer. Here's the world: it's pleasurable or painful, it's sunny or cloudy, it's happy or not. And here's me: always feeling the pleasure of existence, always sunny, for always happy. Right, I'm in a good mood because I'm happy, not vice versa.
Dude: How could I be happy? I've just lost my true soul mate, I loved her so much! Now she's not here anymore.

Arlecchino: You are.

D: I am - what? I'm broke, I've no friends, I'm stupid, I'm sick...

A: You ARE.

D: I'm miserable.

A: If you choose to be. What's the difference between _the_ feeling of being happy and happiness 'itself'?

D: None.

A: Then be happy.

D: Cool. I think I'm getting happier now. How much do I owe you? ;)

A: Much less than I owe to God.
by Arlecchino January 2, 2009
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happy pills

Any pill taken that makes one happy.
by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
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true happiness

a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your dick while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your dick makes it awesome.
alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh
by arch king 89 November 29, 2005
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slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.
jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night
by Phalkon October 31, 2004
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I'm happy to be here

1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere
Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
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Happy Snap

The art of taking a photograph of somebody, often a complete stranger, without their permission - preferably when that person is engaging in peculiar or unsavoury behaviour.

A derivative of the term happy slap
by chris_armo November 10, 2006
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happybuddha

Happy buddha depicts a person, often an IT manager, who always smiles and laughs regardles of the severity of the situation in the company he's working for.
Roy, you are a real HappyBuddha!
by Happy Buddha April 20, 2004
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