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Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.
When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.
by DylanDogg December 10, 2017
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human guinea pig

Tim Ferriss
Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.
by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016
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Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024
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Human

human fucking human humans humans ningen hito. homo spaien.
eukaryota animalia chordata mammalia primates hominidae homo sapien
human in nihongo ga ningen.
human ga homo sapien desu.
by yveltalGaloistheory January 28, 2023
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Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.
For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases
by Strik9 March 1, 2011
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hentai human

Calling someone a sexual object/symbol without appreciating their humanity

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
by eclipze0o0 September 29, 2025
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