An annoying itch that appears on one's face when their hands are engaged in an important activity (primarily video games) and cannot be used to alleviate the itch without negative side affects. The face itch only appears at these inopportune moments and would not otherwise appear when the itch could be easily scratched.
Johnny got a face itch just as he was about to own his friend at madden. He took his hands off the controller to scratch his face and messed up the play; Johnny lost. Stupid face itch.
by DanaM April 8, 2008
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Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.
Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.
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Get the Facebook Roulette mug.Katie: "I'm so funny... I just lit up Jared's notifications with 7000 likes and 300 comments."
Jenn: "Gosh Katie, you're so faceboxious!"
Phil: "I'm so sick of seeing Nick and Lauren's lovey dovey love posts! They really need to get an inbox!"
Bryan: "I know! It's so faceboxious!"
Jenn: "Gosh Katie, you're so faceboxious!"
Phil: "I'm so sick of seeing Nick and Lauren's lovey dovey love posts! They really need to get an inbox!"
Bryan: "I know! It's so faceboxious!"
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