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Simp Lord 

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020
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slang for saying "fuck", commonly used in the fuskdog community to express frustration and anger against anti-fuskers or anyone/anything that brings you down
Fosky: man I just don't give a single fusk anymore
Sam: it's all good bro, the fuskdog community is here for you if you need anything
Fosky: thanks, I knew I could always rely on a fellow fusker
fusk by mikephathawk February 7, 2022

barnacle 

verb

to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship
“I walked into one of those high-end stores on Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your keister.”
barnacle by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

Pillsbury 

A name given to a guy with fresh buns.
Hey, Pillsbury. Those buns are fresh.
Pillsbury by zimmygirl777 December 9, 2022
A female Chinese name, literally meaning "abundant," more freely interpreted as "generous", "versatile", "superior", or even "fertile"

The name carries a negative connotation to some Chinese speakers due to its close association with a notoriously promiscuous character in the Chinese classic "The Story of the Stone," who is also named "Duo."
- This is my friend Aduo. (Whispers) Never call her Miss Duo.
Aduo by create_thread August 26, 2017

pay phones 

Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.
When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!
pay phones by Starchylde May 28, 2016