paint it green and throw it in the grass 

that's what you said when talking about something useless

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

paint it green and throw it in the grass by Enrique Licciardi January 2, 2009

paint the town red 

To go out and have a good a time. Usually, but not requiring, the aid of alcohol or other mind altering substances. The phrase come from an Englishman who after a fox hunt (because that's what the British do ) got so drunk with buddies that they literally found some paint and proceed to go all extreme makeover: village edition on the town.

You frank, wanna go paint the town red later?

paint the town red by Not that guy you think I am. September 3, 2010

So-Cal Paintball Factory 

At one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.Most recognized by their black jerseys and the iron cross that graced the front of their chest. So-Cal was founded by Ralphie Nava of San Fernando Ca. Began as an all pump team run by Angelo Nava in ealry 2003 but later expanded into the NPPL. So-Cal was a spring board for many of the players to move up the ladder in rankings. The So-Cal teams produced players that have been rostered on such Pro teams as San Diego Dynasty, San Diego Aftermath and Reds Sedition. Other teams that carried members of the So-Cal Family were the Vatos Locos, La Faction, La Exodus and La Exodus Kids. So-Cal Paintball Factory has traveled and played in many tournaments ranging from Florida to Hawaii.

So-Cal Paintball Factory at one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.

So-Cal Paintball Factory by Steven661 January 1, 2008

three pointer 

Noun
1. Name given to a classification of shots made in the game of basketball. A three pointer is accomplished when the player with the ball successfully makes his shot behind the three-point line. Worth three points due to great distance that shot was made from.
2. Last hope for white guys in the NBA.

Failure to make the three pointer commonly results in an airball and much mockery.

Note: Three pointers are often shot from “downtown.”

Larry: Hey bitches, watch as I make this three pointer with my eyes closed.
*swish*
Larry: Kobe!

three pointer by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006

Pointed Tits of Sorrow 

A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.

In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.

Pointed Tits of Sorrow by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

Paintball Noob 

A person that's new to Paintball.

Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.

Hey do you see that guy over there?

Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.

Or

Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!

Paintball Noob by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

Painting The Room White 

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

Painting The Room White by The Erection July 6, 2010