Brown Snout

the occurence of a fecal smear on ones nose after performing analingus.

"Dude after licking my girls bum she totally gave me a brown snout"

by StuckNwOnderLanD March 28, 2009

brown tickler

a itching sensation located directly on your brown eye. usualy extreme hard to statisfy with normal ass scratching methods and usualy embrassing.

guy 1: mmmm awww shhh mm

guy 2: dude what the hell are you doing

guy 1: sorry dude but i have a major brown tickler over here

guy 2: aww dude your screwed

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

brown blanket

philly, white owl, blunt wrap etc.

Hey man, pick up a brown blanket at the store.

by c dub213 October 16, 2008

Brown Mystery

When a person sharts himself or herself without knowing the shade, volume, or mass of the said poop. The only way to solve the mystery is to de-mask the villain, which by the way is your underwear. Try that on for size, Scooby Doo and friends.

Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, Like I just planted a double chocolate fudge surprise in my pants."
Scooby: "Ruhroh Shaggy, guess them Scooby Snacks were expired. Hehehehehehe."
Fred: "Well gang, looks like the Brown Mystery strikes again."

by superbtoilet February 16, 2014

brown ray

diarrhea, explosive diarrhea

I can't eat that type of food. It gives me the Brown Ray.

Last night, the Brown Ray visited.

by lrc17 April 11, 2014

koko brown

A delicious Hawaiian beer - Also known as the light brown substance secreted from one's ass after nearly breaking a friends expensive electronic

Yo I almost koko brown'd when that camera slipped out of my hand

by Nosefalls May 22, 2014

brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.

Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.

by BigLud May 23, 2014