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Dick Wrapper 

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
Dick Wrapper by Mr HJL January 17, 2008
Related Words

Dick Frenching 

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
Dick Frenching by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

Dick-O-Lick 

One who is a doer of; or involved with the licking of a dick.
Guy: dude, did you see that faggot the other day

Dude: yea, what a total dick-o-lick
Dick-O-Lick by HeHeTatoo November 21, 2009

dick recipient 

one who receives dick in any capacity regardless of gender.
dude 1_"your mom's a filthy dick recipient."
dude 2_"so's your dad." ::laughs::
dude 1_ : (

dick bra 

Also known as a jock strap, a dick bra keeps your goods in place during vigorous activities or any other time you feel like you need a little extra support.
Dude I was free ballin' during practice, but I'll probably wear a dick bra during the game.

I hate when my balls slap against my thighs when I run, so I went out and got a dick bra.
dick bra by Big C & Lil E September 6, 2010

dick muffs 

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs
Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.
dick muffs by legs almighty January 24, 2011