Shit fade Dave

A shit fade Dave is where you get a fade haircut which is extra patchy and then proceed to shave all of your sideburns and above

Barber: What do you want?
Legend: I want a 'Shit Fade Dave'
Barber: *proceeds to give a patchy fade and shave sideburns and above off*

by Kas1045 August 23, 2016

shit has hit the fan

When chaos arrives; when something pops off; If you can't take anymore

Lady1: I caught him cheating.
Lady 2: I'm sorry to hear.
Lady 1: I see the side chick now.
Lady 2: Oh Shits about to hit the fan.

Shit has hit the fan; Life just got real!

by Cutie kay December 21, 2016

shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.

I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.

by Johnlange January 13, 2017

Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Shit Surge

The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.

After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.

by groady280 August 7, 2017

Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

Shit up to be damned

When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.

Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!

by Lance Heston December 27, 2017