fake head

When a prostitute tricks the john and jerks him off and he thinks she is sucking him off

She ain't worth 50 she gives fake head

by Clientele October 12, 2004

pump fake

When you start to jack a dude off, and before he cums you stop and leave. This is a more vindictive form of a cock tease

A well meaning, but intoxicated Trixie takes Chad home from the bar. Things start to get nasty. She puts her hand down his pants and starts to jerk him off. Something causes her to stop, either revenge or her conscience, and she walks away. He says, "It's not cool to pump fake me like that."

by eTwice May 24, 2009

fake

fake: see god, its true

god is fake like everyhting else is.

by EEE October 8, 2005

fake bake

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"

by Count Cockula April 24, 2008

fake ass gangsta

a punk ass bitch who think he gangsta

hey loc look at dat white boy he a fake ass gangsta

by lil phsyco April 11, 2005

fake italian

partly from their own egoless, view of the world. Basically an italian who is origionally from Greece or Turkey.

There is no such thing as a fake Italian, just fake people.

by christi May 18, 2004

fake tans

Any form of Alcohol in cans paticularly beer.

I'm going to get maggoted on the fake tans tonight.

by Aussie Philbo December 9, 2006