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Life Vertigo 

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.
I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.
Life Vertigo by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019
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life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.
Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?
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life is two dates and a dash 

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

Life-line 

In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.
1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!

2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.

life-vomit 

The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.
The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.
life-vomit by rontgen March 3, 2019

Life Aye 

When everything just clicks together, and is just right
wow I just got a victory Royale and now I feel epic plus I have to come off now that timing tho, life aye.
Life Aye by reMpx April 10, 2019

life for lifer 

A Boy Scout who slacked off too much and never reached Eagle Scout
Person 1: Are you an Eagle Scout?
Person 2: No, I never made it past life, i'm a life for lifer
life for lifer by No Ankles April 20, 2019