Cat Sniffers

Cat Sniffers Anonymous, is an exclusive club, to join you must be honestly dedicated to your profession of Cat Sniffing. The CSA started about 20 years ago when a group of feline addicts got extremely high one night and met up with a gang of good smelling biker cats.

Becky: Gee Whiz, your so dedicated to sniffing cats! I really love that in a man.

Ricky: why thank you, long ago i realized Cat Sniffing had to be my job when i got big... then i heard about CSA, it was perfect for me so i joined after rigorous Cat Sniffing training, i finally got in.

Becky: wow Ricky, im impressed , lets do it!!

Ricky: alright, but do you have a cat?

Cat Sniffers by FiFI February 25, 2005

cat face 

A funny face (usually made by a cat) when something smells or seems unpleasant, such as wrinkling the nose.

Yoshi had garlic on his breath, so when he tried to kiss Kaori, she made a cat face.

cat face by Mitsuneko November 21, 2007

cat emojis 

something popularized by some random person that caught the audience of a bunch of social rejects that caught on and ran it into the ground. the same social rejects the proceeded to harass people who don’t use cat emojis and use the regular old “😂”.

imagine not using cat emojis 😹 whew chillay come to the tre besty

cat emojis by auburry September 25, 2020

cat on a seizure 

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

cat on a seizure by Michi Chan May 27, 2005

cat time

Rest and relaxation time (what cats do all the time).

I went home after for some cat time.

cat time by Dorado Jackson August 7, 2006

cat thermometer 

n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly illustrated in Patrick McDonnell's cartoon strip "Mutts"

You don't need a sprawled-out cat thermometer to tell you it's furshlugginer hot in here.

cat thermometer by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009

Cat got your thumbs 

–adjective 1. temporarily deprived of the ability to think of a resonce, while texting, by strong emotion, physical weakness, exhaustion, etc.

You never responded to my text about being pregnant. What's the matter, cat got your thumbs?

Cat got your thumbs by nugmonster February 22, 2009