Bastarb

A show-off dick.

Nick: Dude. Your a bastarb!

Will: I know, I know..I'm cool. I have a bigger dick than you, Nick!!

Nick: Wanna bet?

Will: Six inches.. six inches..

by IHaveAGoodSocialLifeUnlikeYou May 9, 2011

Bastacle

A bastards testicle or... a bass wearing a monocle.

Man, i was snorkeling and a bastacle swam by.

by Bastaclese July 24, 2010

basteyhole

A combination of bastard and arsehole

He is a complete basteyhole
Basteyhole! I forgot to pay my fine in time

by Tat2dSparkle June 11, 2011

bastock

Two parents acting as raging lions in the bedroom, moaning is a must

Ashley likes when her parents Bastock.

by Llabb February 22, 2014

Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

by Vampectits October 1, 2016

Bastard

Someone who, be it in another country or not, shagged their cousin.

Ray, the bastard, shagged his cousin.

by WithinChaos June 11, 2017

Bastion Narrator

pure sex in audio form.

e.g. "I want Bastion Narrator to explicit descriptions redacted."

by PigeonKing October 3, 2017