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Scank

That Scank bossed off me and mi folks in the garage!
by Payroll Fly September 30, 2018
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schwill shank

initaliy another name for a shot ...but i changed my mined and its the felling when you down a couple shots and then it hits you out of no where and you feel realy schwilled.
when we were at the hotel i took a couple shots and felt schwill shanked.
by i to the a to the n October 2, 2005
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Homo Shank

The act of using your penis while it is erected as a shanking device. This does no real damage.
Steve: "Dude, do you see that hot girl over there?"

Miguel: "Dude, yea!"

Dante: "What are you gonna do, man?"

Steve: "Don't you mean what are YOU gonna do?"

Dante: "I know. I'll homo shank her ass."

Miguel: "Bitch, that's my job!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
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spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey
Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey
by deeznoots June 10, 2016
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Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky

Is a rare cancer found only in Madagascar. Named for its similarity to the Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Lemur. Symptoms include eyeballs like saucers, ghetto booty, and enlarged thyroid glands.
Yo, you be readin' aboot dat foo wit da Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky?
by James Meservy June 26, 2007
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Spankify

To give everyday things Spank meaning; the gradual process of Spank taking over the world (and internet)
"Adding spank slang to UrbanDictionary is total spankification. - americus"
by tigerlily April 20, 2003
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Spankroft

Massive strength and dominance over everyone and thing.
"That guy is almost as good as Spankroft"
by Adam May 13, 2005
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