John Mayer Syndrome 

A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.

After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.

John Mayer Syndrome by geeksmakethebestlovers October 28, 2009

John McClane 

The star of Die Hard, and anyone wearing a vest!

When you say John McClane, you should roll up your sleeves to symbolise a vest!

John McClane by Double Exit April 16, 2006

john rocker 

the dumbass (from atlanta braves) that is quoted:

"The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. I'm not a very big fan of foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get into this country?"

Braves pitcher John Rocker

John Rocker is a racist muthafucka! Boo him when he plays!

john rocker by refuze May 15, 2005

John McCain

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John McCain is old. He is also running for President. People make political jokes about his age. Lawls ensue.

John McCain by Ho'nique D June 25, 2008

john patrick amadori 

a hott man who acts and plays guitar and is super cool.. not a specific steriotype but he makes all look gorgeous

"What a john patrick amadori!!"

john patrick amadori by nicole_hearts_jpa February 20, 2005

John Lydon 

You know...
A.K.A. Johnny Rotten. PiL, Sex Pistols; you love him, I love him, what's not to love? He's your typical rotten, punk, asshole. We all expect it from him, so who cares, he's awesome! Doesn't care about much else besides the Sex Pistols, but we should all be so closed-minded. Besides the fact that he has a great voice, he was hot...a long, long time ago... He's an icon and THE ImAgE of punk, forget Sid compared to this guy. John Lydon is awesome, so live a little...

John Lydon is my Idol! I stole my entire image from Billy, which he stole from him! I can't wait to see one of his damn concerts!!

John Lydon by Random Is My Game August 7, 2010

John Cena 

John Cena's wrong

John Cena your wrong.

John Cena by Johnny bob999988885555 March 11, 2021