Free Range Human
Just once I would like to get from the bus stop to work without all these Free Range Humans asking me for money.
Free Range Human by Kenny Kaye August 4, 2011
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ordinary human patterns
oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.
She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.
ordinary human patterns by Krkič November 7, 2020
iPod Human
A person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the title and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the album, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-iPods that can't seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. Often the D.J. or MC of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.
*Rolling Stones' Paint it Black is playing in a hotel room during a school Washington, D.C. trip*
Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."
Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"
Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"
Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"
Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."
Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"
*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*
Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."
Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"
Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."
Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"
Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"
Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"
Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."
Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"
*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*
Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."
Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"
iPod Human by Luke "THE TRUTH" W. November 16, 2010
gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus
a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.
Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009