florida moron

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19

damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons

by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020

Florence

She is a pretty young girl. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and complicated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. Even tho she’s not the most optimistic, you must understand that she is the best.

Florence is the prettiest girl alive.

by Rat;;) April 23, 2020

Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.

I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Florent ça-aide

Se dit d'une situation apparemment inextricable, dont les plus fins limiers parviennent (tout de même) à se tirer, non sans grâce.

Personne n°1 : Et toi ! tu as vu hier, ce coup franc entre le OM et la PSG au foot ! Incroyable !
Personne n°2 : Mon père a le sida
Personne n°3 : ah ... Florent ça-aide

by Bouk-koub May 21, 2020

FLORIDA Turn

A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).

Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn

by FlaudaBoi May 22, 2020

floripondio

Forma graciosa de llamar a cualquier tipo de flor. Al igual que michis a los gatos, floripondio puede ser cualquier flor, generalmente fea y/o graciosa. También un adorno de flores.

"Mi abuela tiene un gorro con un floripondio"
"En este campo hay muchos floripondios"
"Jana siempre usa floripondios"

by Jmg9090 June 28, 2020

Florida Womper

A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak

This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper

by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020