CaptainStarplex

You salty nigger with a fat left toe who spits on 3 year old children.

That guy acts like CaptainStarplex.

by TheCommunistsAdvbenturist December 11, 2016

celtastic

When cel thinks something is good and is delighted.
Text and stuff to make this look important, so much that I can buy a mug with it printed on it.
That's celtastic.

When cel thinks something is good and is delighted.
Text and stuff to make this look important, so much that I can buy a mug with it printed on it.
That's celtastic.

by Coink van Twatus the twath December 23, 2016

Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017

Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you

Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?

by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017

Captain Haramberica

Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.

Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"

Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"

Person 1: "Really who's that?"

Person 2:"You're looking right at him"

Person 1: *drops jaws*

by Paulie! March 30, 2017