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Jacksonville, NC 

A mid-size town in the Coastal Carolina region that houses Marine Corps Base, Camp Lejeune.
About 95% of occupants are either: Marine, former Marine, related to a Marine, or spouse of a Marine. Other 5% are foriegners that were brought back to the states by Marines that work in the base PX, laundrymats, bars, and strip clubs.
Most who live in and around Jacksonville resent Marines and the high and tight hair cuts that they possess.
Jacksonville, NC is a horrible place to live.
"Hey Jimmie, where does your brother Nick live?"
"He is in the Marines at Camp Lejeune"
"You mean Jacksonville, NC? That has to suck"

Jack Spicer

An evil boy genius from the excellent Y-7-rated cartoon Xiaolin Showdown. He invents different kinds of useless attack robots and is highly failure-prone and -phobic. Looks kinda Goth.
That Jack Spicer's a bumbling, Goth-lookin' evil boy genius.
Jack Spicer by 'Annony' June 7, 2005

jack shit 

1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.

2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.
Bob: "Bill, what do you know about egg products?"

Bill: "Heh, Jack shit, Bob."
jack shit by Meik April 2, 2003
A radio station
A computer.
An automation software.
Bunch of 60s-Current Hot AC, Classic Rock, Disco, Pop loaded into the computer.
A guy named Guy Zapoleon telling the stations what to play.
Howard Cogan blabbing the station's name in between songs

104-3 Jack FM
92-5 Jack FM
101-1 Jack FM
97-9 Jack FM
93-1 Jack FM
100.3 Jack FM
We Play What We Want
Jack FM by 1069 May 23, 2006

True Jackson VP

A stupid show where immature 15 year olds work in the Fashion business, make ugly clothes and act like first graders and have terrible humor.
True Jackson VP: "Omg, Ryan, the Pinks are here!!"
Ryan: "Whats pink?" -laughter-

jack off 

Male masturbation; a man rapidly and repeatedly rubs his hand up and down his dick until he hits orgasm.

Done when horny, when porn is plentiful, or to get rid of a boner in class.
Jason had a huge boner in science class, so he ran to the bathroom. But there were a whole bunch of other kids with their pants and boxers around their ankles and their dicks in their hands, masturbating furiously.

There were three guys at each of the urinals, one on each toilet and two more standing in front of each. There was another pair at each of the two sinks, and at least fifteen spread out across the floor. They all groaned as they shot their loads across the room.

"It's a jack off epidemic!" Jason stood wide-eyed as his dick stretched hard against the fabric. He quickly dropped his jeans and plaid boxers and began to jack himself off in the doorway.

More guys pushed against him, trying to get some privacy to jack off in. He felt three dicks strain against his back.

He felt his dick grow larger and larger as more guys pressed against his ass.

Then he woke up. He looked down at the puddle of sperm in his hand, then quickly pulled his boxers back up and laid down to sleep.
jack off by HornyGuy2 March 3, 2009