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The snake bite 

When one sucks out his own ejaculate from the vagina as a method of birth control
Bazza came to fast last Saturday, so he used the snake bite to suck out the baby venom
The snake bite by Jadepugmire March 28, 2018

Steak-Snake 

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.
David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

Body Snake

A mowel movement of immense size and girt usually involving a large amount of pride and sense of accomplishment.
Pooper - “Dude! I just let loose a body snake of a life time.”

Friend - “ Holyshit! That must weigh 10 pounds. What did you eat?!?!”
Body Snake by Mad Shitter October 20, 2018

Fake Snake 

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!
Fake Snake by TrashPrike December 17, 2018
someone you befriend online and uses you only to their advantage.
that girl i met on discord was such an e-snake. she only messages me when she is sad. can’t we talk about something else?
E-snake by meadowboi June 19, 2019