Steak-Snake 

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

Steak-Snake by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

Steak 'n Shake 

1. A great place to get burgers. It has the best burgers and shakes anywhere as well as great sides and other stuff. The waitresses are always friendly AND IT'S OPEN 24/7!!!!
2. I guess you could use it as a euphamism for sexing it up too....

After giving Miranda the Steak 'n Shake, I'm gonna go to Steak 'n Shake!

Steak 'n Shake by Not so super DJ Gennady February 2, 2003

Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.

After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!

Steak and Shake by Joe August 3, 2003

Steak n Shake 

Resturaunt with the best complimentary hats

Look at that hat man he must have gone to Steak n Shake

Steak n Shake by herpnandaderpn November 4, 2013

Steak N Shake 

The act of having sex with an epileptic person under a strobe light.

"Dude, I'm meeting up with a hot epileptic girl tonight." "Dude! Steak N Shake her!"

Steak N Shake by staaaaake March 6, 2010

Steak 'n Shake 

Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.

At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.

"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"

"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."

"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."

"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."

"Okay...?"

Steak 'n Shake by Jessica Gloria June 16, 2018

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

steak and shake by shiftyclaybob September 26, 2011