Boob Goggles

When a girl is made substantially more attractive by the size of her breasts.

God she's hot!

What you on about?

Don't worry he's got his boob goggles on... he'll get over it.

by Fighting the increasing majority January 3, 2009

nostalgia goggles

Someone's tunnel vision when it comes to objects from their past, such as cartoons, video games, even books.

"The new Transformers movie sucks! The original cartoon was the best!"
In this case the commenter is wearing Nostalgia Goggles, as the new movies/cartoons may be geared towards a new audience, instead of the old one

by Moses of the Desert July 26, 2007

Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"

by oneorzero February 18, 2008

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007

googlewhack

insipid yet obsessive challenge to enter exactly two words found in a common english dictionary into the google.com search engine that will return exactly one result.

I found a new "googlewhack" today! iridescent flews

by Boutros Boutros-Ghali July 18, 2003

Googlebating

Entering your own name in a narcissistic search for website hits.

I kill hella' time googlebating at work.

by Smet April 4, 2006

Rhino Goggles

similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn.

Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles

by tydurden2000 January 25, 2009