Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky
arse I can promise that we will have many greasy,
shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S.
Grease makes great lube.