Alex

The name of the boy I like but I'm never gonna tell him

Keisha:Who Is your crush?
Me:Alex <3

by dani September 4, 2022

Alex

My husband

Person 1: who is Alex?
Suzie (me) : my husband, lol.

by Whatstahtidkman September 5, 2022

Alex

Is a Minion. More like Alexa who listens to you... Always annoys you. Will always hide things. Will always try to do his best even if he can't. Bad at maths, gets a 2/8 the other day. Kinda ok singer and weird dancer. Has friends who are gay. Will always try to be a special friend. Annoys but he's cute. Good football player. Cant handle losing in silly games. He's a cute little minion who has a special place in friendship. Spreads happiness where ever he goes.

Alex is a minion

by Super friend September 11, 2022

Alex

A cool guy, tends to be a massive weeb. Has dressed as an akatsuki member every Halloween for 4 years in a row. Tends to like Cameron.

Me: what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
Alex: *snorts and tips fedora* I’m condsidering being an akatsuki member this year… it’s sure to get all the waifus this time! Dattebayo!!

by FloweyLover September 19, 2022

alex

wait who’s that again I forgot

someone: hey! Remember Alex, ur ex?
me: wait who’s Alex??

alex basically never existed love.

by mercury?. September 22, 2022

alex

alex is a sex icon who’s gets all the beanies, especially ones called oscar

“have u seen that alex guy, he’s soooo hot”

by alexander steele September 23, 2022

Alex

Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.

"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.

by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022