whacking the doodle

Masturbating; jerking off; pounding the pud.

Jimmy developed carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist from whacking the doodle too many times each day.

by MTSpacey November 27, 2007

whack off

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

by Travis December 08, 2002

sack whack

to be smacked in the scrotum very fast and very painfully.

" hey, whats wrong with you?"

"i just got sack whacked"

by krl November 13, 2003

whack a doo

Strange; Displaying odd behavior or bad judgement as a result of drug usage.

I was trying to talk sense to John, but he was whack a doo.

by getzalot August 31, 2009

Whack Pussy

When you are fucking a woman for 3 and a half hours and can't nut no matter how hot/tight she is cause dat pussy whack as fuck.

I was fuckin' her for 3 and a half hours and couldn't cum cause she got whack pussy.

by Dãn December 29, 2017

What the whack

When someone does something weird or unordinary but it's not serious enough to say what the hell

What the whack was that shit

by Mondy101 November 23, 2017

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 24, 2017