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warming up the car

Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."

"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."

A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
by Love Rider January 19, 2010
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Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.
Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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Warrington

A cooler fuckin little town in Bucks County, PA than Chalfont or C-font as the fags who live there call it.
Chalfont resident: I'm so gangsta cuz I live in da C-font. That's da fuckin hood, son!!!!

Warrington resident: Ya, tur u faggot, last I checked, we're in Bucks County, about an hour from fuckin Philly. Why don't u take ur white ass to South Philly and say that?
by durka sherpa jerka February 24, 2008
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Warning Shots

First twitches of the male orgasm. Purposely subdued in an attempt to prevent a full orgasm and prolong the experience. May or may not produce ejaculate.
"When you're getting close you pull out. Sometimes you can stop the warning shots and you can go at it again and then finish up."
by Spaceman 7 December 5, 2011
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ky warming

a variation on the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet; ky warming feels warm to the touch as soon as you spread it on human skin
my favourite intimate lubricant is ky warming; it turns warm on contact, and I can just "glide til I cried"
by Jake January 20, 2004
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Waring

'Waring' has two meanings.

It can mean something that is liked by a lot of people, which has, for example, become overrated, overused or overplayed.

It can also mean something that is simply starting to annoy you. Or 'wear you out'.
Being at college is Waring me, so I might just drop out.
by Waring'Liked'This March 27, 2011
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Trigger Warning

A warning often found on blogs to warn people who could have panic attacks or other extremely negative reactions to words or situations that these "triggers" will be mentioned in the text/video/alternate form of media. This is meant to prevent said person/people from becoming upset due to PTSD or other mental disorders.

A common misconception is that triggers are just made up for oversensitive and stupid people and should not be taken seriously or even mocked. However, this is disrespectful and mocking mental disorders and their sypmtoms is extremely rude and a terrible thing to do.
Trigger warning for mentions of rape and suicidal thoughts.
by Please Don't December 15, 2014
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