The grass is always greener in Chalfont
by Chalfont May 27, 2008
Get the Chalfont mug.According to the October 2005 issue of U.S. News and World Report, Chalfont was rated the 3rd toughest town in all of America. The publishers did not release the names of the top two toughest towns, for fear that the citizens of Chalfont would feel compelled to change things. Never before in the history of mankind has a small town churned out so many superior athletes, dating back to the early days of Mike Pettine C.B. West Football. While the dynsasty formerly known as Bucks Football has faded recently, the dominance that is Chalfont has spread to other areas; from the newly built C.B. South Titans to the quartet of "Chalfont's Finest" that led La Salle to their best season in years. While there are differing views as to why Chalfont has become a hotbed for talent, scholars maintain that it is a classic case of the environment shaping the individual. The toughness of each citizen rubs off on the young ones, and naturally they excel in their respective athletics. Outsiders may contest that their town may be tougher than The Font, but chances are those outsiders have never had a taste of Chalfont's finest dish: THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
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"Wow that was a great trip, but I need something more exciting. Chalfont seems like a fun place, right?"
"Wow that was a great trip, but I need something more exciting. Chalfont seems like a fun place, right?"
by dafont May 14, 2006
Get the Chalfont mug.The quite possibly most boring town in all of America. Nothing happens here! Located in Pennsylvania. Just another small ass suburb of Philadelphia. A.k.a...C-Font
Guy: I live in Chalfont!
Girl: Where the fuck is chalfont?
Guy: Haha, exactly!
Girl: What?
We are that un-important!
Bagels attack our streets!
Girl: Where the fuck is chalfont?
Guy: Haha, exactly!
Girl: What?
We are that un-important!
Bagels attack our streets!
by Ean January 28, 2006
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They hail from south Buckinghamshire and other influential parts of the Home Counties.
They hail from south Buckinghamshire and other influential parts of the Home Counties.
by Walkeo July 22, 2016
Get the Chalfont mug.by Matthew Heslop October 30, 2006
Get the chalfont mug.Chalfont, "The Font," or "C-Font," is the hood of the Central Bucks Community. Littered with rundown shops, a comic themed restaurant, and the worlds first 2 story Dunkin Donuts. Its the kinda place where you'll find kids walking through the streets at 2am and people dealing drugs in the local park. It really is an interesting town and has its ups and downs. But to live here is to truly be unique and to have truly seen it all.
Guy 1: "Yo, can you whip me home?"
Guy 2: "Alright, where you live?"
Guy 1: "Chalfont"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! lmao"
Guy 2: "Alright, where you live?"
Guy 1: "Chalfont"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! lmao"
by Yung Boull May 11, 2019
Get the Chalfont mug.small town in south east england. a strange mix of chavs and rich people dwell there. the only useful shop is budgens everything else has to be bought elsewhere. usually if you live there you just say you live near london
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