wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008

wanklympics

An event held every four years for the keen young wankers of every nation.

'This is a report form the Barcelona Wanklympics.'

'How does it feel to have won the gold medal for the 100 wanks?'
'The competition was very stiff but I held my own! Pass the tissues mate!'

by TommyTosspot March 28, 2009

Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.

The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.

by Giselle G May 3, 2010

wankerlust

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

by bman0255 October 14, 2013

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

crank wanker

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."

You're a real crank wanker.

by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008