toofah

A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.

The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.

by Jim July 23, 2003

toof

When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.

Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.

by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004

TWOFS

Total Waste Of Fucking Space

A person or situation thats pointless, omg why did I bother with that it was just a TWOFS.
You kno that geeza who thinks our m8 is cute well he cracked onto her and we kno he's a complete looser so we told her dont bother with him hes a TWOFS!

by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

twoodiler

one who "pokes" another continually on facebook without that other's consent.

taylor ingram is such a twoodiler.

by kimabu January 22, 2009

twookup

noun, a message sent via twitter with the intention and / or desired outcome of romance or intimacy. twitter hookup

Mary has so many followers because she is a twookup skank!

by curiousthomas July 28, 2010

twoozing

A light sleep. Much like dozing but shorter; a two minute half sleep. Zzz....

"You can't beat some twoozing on the couch...!" Or, "You're always twoozing!"

To twooze = the verb

by T Beau Bear September 5, 2015

Twoolie

A Mexican-style stuffed animal, often with contrasting colors, made from wool and with blanket-stitched seams on the outside rather than inside.

Girl: Dude, where did you get that twoolie?
Boy: Um I made it.
Girl: So you can sew too? Sweet!

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 26, 2016