Thundercunt

Also abbreviated TC...

This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.

Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.

A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.

Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.

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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?

by Doctoral English List Student April 28, 2014

Thunderfucked

Weed so deadly, whoever smokes it is instantly thunderfucked. Guaranteed to disable even the most hardcore of potheads.

Hey Mikey, your handling this shit pretty well.
Naa man, i gotta sit down, I'm thunderfucked.

by Hulio K March 31, 2013

thundercuntress

n.- In the heirarchy of evi, vicious women this is the ultimate matriarch. The queen bitch, seemingly capable of creating windstorms from sheer will. She possesses the uncanny ability to make everyone in her presence cower at her overwhelmingly awesome power. In most cases, despite everyone hating her existence, she is usually one everyone wants on their side.

"Yeah, Sheila may be a bitch but her mom is a true thundercuntress."

by lousixx August 22, 2012

Thundercunt

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler

Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!

by thundercuntslopolous June 10, 2016

Thundercunt

~a word used to describe only the dickiest of people, not to be associated with mcniggas

Hey, can we invite Saskia to your party?

Uh, no she is a sketty thundercunt

by ComebackCunt January 22, 2017

Thunderful

Wonderfully mind-blowing;
fervently-bright; sparkling-fun. Thunderously good, ingeniously peculiar.

That drum beat is viscerally thunderful.

by Bo d-punk January 25, 2017

Thundercunt

one whose cuntiness is so advanced you brace for impact

fuck get ready thundercunt is coming!

by puk nyoman August 10, 2017