almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)

"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."

by Eric Carter April 1, 2008

are we there yet?

phrase used by passengers trapped in a vehicle for any period of time. originates in childhood and extends to roadtrips

passenger: are we there yet?
driver: no
passenger: how about now?
driver: yes! get out.

by Sunshine December 13, 2004

There's two types of bad weather

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009

There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 30, 2016

theoretical

Something based on experience; a guess based on what you know.

Planet X was a theoretical planet that scientists thought existed. They mistook from a miscalculation in Neptune's mass.

by mr.mcswagsalot December 12, 2016

theorectical

Concerned with or involving a theory that one pulls out of one's ass.

For outcomes that are analyzed within a theorectical framework, additional discussion of the lab setting may be required.

by ocayfine September 17, 2018

There’s no winning on christmas

A phrase said by Roman, a character that is the embodiment of creativity in the YouTube series Sanders Sides, it is used to express woe and sadness. It was first used in the sanders sides video “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and is typically a joke among fans of the series

Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️

Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas

by nomyweaknerdarms June 7, 2021