I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.
When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.
So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?
Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!
Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.
So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?
Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!
Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011
Get the Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAYmug. the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck
by big2na June 15, 2011
Get the the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-somethingmug. A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
by LordRam May 20, 2016
Get the Scroll monkeymug. When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.
by Sponuts August 4, 2024
Get the Edge Scrollingmug. Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.
Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.
by Rem_sleep September 30, 2019
Get the vegemite scrollmug. "My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
by pfaffian November 28, 2017
Get the scrollmug. when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.
common amongst mothers.
by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025
Get the judgemental scroll of facebookmug.