The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.

Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

by Mister D December 17, 2004

door knob technique

A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -

Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers

That girl was a freak. she grabbed my shit spit on it then she worked the door knob technique

by superbrighteyes September 16, 2012

Score and Slip technique

After the male's semen is in either vagina/butthole, you sqeeze the sides together so that the semen seals up the vagina or butthole. Hold until semen is dryed up, this will end up sticking to eachother shut.

i used the score and slip technique on my grandma today

by Da 808 Skater April 30, 2010

Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.

Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.

by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018

Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

The Honey Badger Technique

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

by Shay Rock July 25, 2012