try-tard

A person who spends all their time and effort trying to look cool and to be accepted by their peers, but they always end up looking hugely stupid.

.. or simply, a cross between a try-hard and a tard.

Ex 1: "Man, I got put into a class with the new chick. She copies everyone, talks really loudly and thinks that all the guys flirt with her. She's such a try-tard."

Ex 2: "You should have seen Mike at the party. He acted like a stooge and his little posse of try-tards all followed his lead."

by Question? July 15, 2009

pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011

illegal takedown

What the persecuted Orange One has hallucinated occurred via the Special Counsel’s investigation into Russian influence on the 2016 US Election.

This was an illegal takedown that failed.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

e tard

Someone whose brain is fried from taking too much E.

"Don't roll every weekend or you'll become an e tard"

by raver1981 July 31, 2006

Tard car

One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!

by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010

Tard Salad

Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time

When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!

When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.

by S.Mendez June 16, 2010

Tard Clap

A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".

Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."

Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"

by DipstickMcQueergly April 9, 2012