success anxiety

self-defeating just as you're about to achieve success

he was about to close the deal and Success Anxiety messed him up

by yuba gurl July 14, 2012

Customer Success Manager

In the SaaS subscription world, a native english speaking account manager, located in America, that went to college and understands real life. They'll actually help you with your business needs,,, as an American. Paid tools that you use at work such as HR apps, Ticketing systems, and so on include a customer success manager.

I can't log in to some cloud based software so I called my customer success manager and chewed his ass out.

by mrwaffles42069 January 30, 2018

Path to success

No- Hey, it wasn't intended to be pushed as a path fo success. It was intended to be evidentiary of the fact that under the right circumstances it's incredibly easy to be wildly successful. I said it and I was correct.

Hym "No- It was never intended to be an iterable path to success. I said 'You're not special for succeeding. It actually wouldn't take much. You have to do this, this, and this under theses circumstances. Easy 200 million. It's not complicated.' The REAL message you're trying to prevent from spreading is exactly that. That the success aren't special. They're barely culpable in their own success. Circumstances CAN be changed. And sometimes it can take as little AS READING A FUCKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER AND RADICALLY PROPEL YOU TO SUCCESS."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

successfuck

1. a definition made for when two people have sexual intercourse and successfully.. A really good fuck!

2. when a woman is trying for a baby and then falls pregnant after successful intercourse

1. Guy1: Where did you go last night man?

Guy2: Stayed round Kacey's

Guy1: Ohhh yeaahhh you missed a good night out you knowww...

Guy2: Yeah but i had a successfuck........

2. Guy1: Me and my bitch had a successfuck a couple of months ago, its a boy.

Guy2: cool

by successfuk October 4, 2009

Successories

Decorative articles providing motivation that one displays in and about the office.

Family Guy: At Pewterschmidt Industries
Peter stops by Brian's office, where Brian is typing on his computer

Peter: "Brian, I like your Successories."

Peter continues his walk.
Brian stops typing for a moment and looks at his Successory poster that said:

"Go get it. Go get it, Boy"

Brian: "I will. I will go get it."

Brian resumes typing

by aniggerstolemybike August 23, 2012

Successone

Success that evades succession

Successone is preceded, but follow by no one too.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

the key to success

Intro to every dj khaled's snapchats

The key to success is (any random thing)

by Bambiii April 24, 2016