A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.
Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.
Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025
Get the Squirflelighting mug.Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
Get the Squirtle mug.Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.
by Grems May 14, 2018
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Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022
Get the Guitar Squirtle mug.The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
Get the Burnt Squirtle mug.When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
by MADBJ May 24, 2024
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