The Squinty Dutchman

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.

Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

by HulkTits March 29, 2010

Not worth two squirts of yabbies piss

Something that is not worth a great deal

This is Australian slang

Shane Watson's" not worth two squirts of yabbies piss "

by Shitbender December 4, 2013

squitsy

A cigarette: rollie or strate

I need a Squitsy.
Would you like a quick Squitsy

by Squitsy Monster July 12, 2009

squinty eyes

A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent

Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes

by Sexydimma March 27, 2017

Milwaukee squirts

The urge to poop after a session of heavy beer drinking. AKA the "beer shits".

Damn we drank alot last night. I woke up with the hardcore Milwaukee squirts.

by partywurm2 April 4, 2016

Butter-squirts

- is the pre and post discharge when performing a sexual act.
- Occurs mostly in females than males

- Also the extra butter added to movie theater popcorn

- "She butter-squirts before I can even get a chance to get in"

by Urban_Sex May 12, 2011

squinty eye fuck

A term used to describe asian people who have small or thin eyes that they can berely see out of

"Hey you know that guy Nick? I hate him...squinty eye fuck"

by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016