The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.
a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*
by Okay Jokay October 08, 2011
Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!
Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.
Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.
by Drastil October 21, 2009
by David pryor April 02, 2003
The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.
by Miss Filth December 03, 2013
by Joyd February 23, 2014
A Russian Slav dance, commonly used by white people. The name squat kick became used as a name when Fortnite introduced the dance as an in game emote.
by Sal Volcano April 23, 2019
A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018