Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004

slorts

A pair of short, tiny, slutty shorts.

Girl: I got myself a present today.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.

by Mr. Weebitzy April 14, 2014

sport

games but are taken overly seriously at times. people take insults on their sports personal. its kinda funny

guy one: hey man no offense but i think your sport is kinda boring.
guy two: your mom's a hooker and your a faggot so fuck off

by tizzle dogg December 8, 2011

sport

An athletic competition that is objectively scored.

Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.

Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.

by Andrew May 25, 2003

Slorts

An evolution of jorts: When one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.

When we began this road trip, Lane didn't even know what jorts were. Now look at him...He's gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!

by b3n d0v3r August 8, 2010

blood sport

a sport in which people or animals are killed.

"that football sure is a blood sport, isn't it dan?" "only because you keep shooting at the players, frank."

by evann April 15, 2006

Sportacus

a guy from the show LazyTown who has the most gorgeous body ever and the lushest eyes ever, really blue and cute! although he has a wierdly close relationship thing going on with Stephanie sharing hugs, secrets and consern. which is questionable, as he is 42 and she is fourteen or sixtenn or something like that. hmmmm...

Note: When someone is in trouble Sportacus uses his famous phrase "Someone's in trouble""
However when stephanie is in trouble he says "Stephanie needs me!"
This may be seen as evidence to back up the point that there is something going on between them...

by dougal_love May 13, 2006