russian slap fight

An absolute beatdown session.

-A line is drawn in dirt

-Right foot of both men is placed on the line

-The men interlock hands over the line

-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin

-They begin by slapping each other in the face

-Note: As hard as possible

-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.

-Best two out of three is the winner

Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.

by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010

boing slap

the noise/action of an erect penis bouncing from an eager male's boxer shorts onto his stomach when he's about to be given a hand/blow job

ooo, he's hot, i'd like to give him a bit of boing slap

by boingslap July 12, 2011

Pimp slap a hoe

Slapping an annoying girl with the back of your hand.

Man if that girl starts talking crap you should pimp slap a hoe.

by souljaboypimp September 11, 2013

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 20, 2014

Ben Slap

The Ben slap is a kinky sex move. To perform the Ben slap during doggy or anal the man must ejaculate into his palm and slap the females face without her knowing. While she is surprised you whisper "I am the cook" or "I'm your daddy into her ear.

Baby imma Ben slap tonight

by Kinkymemesforwetdreams September 7, 2017

Mushroom slap of death

When u slap a bitch so hard with ur pee pee that she gets goes retarded

I herd Jenny got the mushroom slap of death now she’s in in special ed class

by Grass man December 10, 2019

Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.

"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"

by Kat'O9 March 28, 2022