A nissan skyline, used to attract young men and repel women. Used by soy boys who have no strength, intellect, and cant talk to women, so they think that buying one will get them laid.
A shitbox that will always break absolutely everything, even if you dump your life saving into it will still break, it's not fast, it's not good looking, it sounds like shit, its only good for drifting until something breaks.
If you have one you should sell it now while the price is crazy high, because in the next 10 years it will be worth $2,000
A shitbox that will always break absolutely everything, even if you dump your life saving into it will still break, it's not fast, it's not good looking, it sounds like shit, its only good for drifting until something breaks.
If you have one you should sell it now while the price is crazy high, because in the next 10 years it will be worth $2,000
Guy 1: Yo that skyline is sweet as, i want one someday
Guy 2: Have you been snorting Asbestos again? the brain cancer is stopping you from thinking straight
Guy 1: Yeah i have
Guy 2: Have you been snorting Asbestos again? the brain cancer is stopping you from thinking straight
Guy 1: Yeah i have
by Technically The Truth June 22, 2022
Get the Skyline mug.a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼
dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!
chat: *goes nuts*
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!
chat: *goes nuts*
by edging_in_my_goon_cave December 4, 2024
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Get the Nisan Skyline mug.The R32 is commonly michmached with trains, voltswaggon golfs and ... BMWs? The Skyline R32 is acctualy a fast car from the late 80s through early 90s. It is slow for a sports car, but it is like 32 years old, but even with a 32 year old RB26 engine, it REALLY dominates. You can get a DETT package for the engine that ... I don't acctualy know, but it makes it faster! It has Altez something that Nissan stole from Porsche... acctualy I think that's the other way around. Anyway, it gives the front wheels power when the rear wheels slip and it also has 4 wheel steering, yet it isn't a monster truck, it's rear wheels only move a bit, but with the 4 wheel drive and steering, the car dominates most courses. It was banned from type A races that only allowed lightly, and I mean LIGHTLY modified production sports cars that standard people could buy because it was quite literally TOO FAST. Well , they banned 4 wheel drive because of it at least. The r33, r34, and r35 are faster, but y'know, engine mods for 33, larger RB28 for r34, LAUNCH CONTROL for the R35?!? Hmm. But yea, the r32 is awesome. All the Skylines have problems, of course, the r30-32 have rust, the r33 has heater problems, the r34 has transmition problems, and the r35 forgot to braket the back of the transmition down. But we, and I, still love them. I'm sorry r33, at least I appreciate you.
Bro, Look at that R32!
Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.
Not that! THAT!
HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.
No, I mean-
That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.
THAT!
OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI
Told you so
Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.
Not that! THAT!
HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.
No, I mean-
That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.
THAT!
OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI
Told you so
Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
by SKYLINE R32 AND LEXUS ES liker September 1, 2022
Get the NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 mug.Do you want your ears violently raped? Simple, listen to "Surrounded by Silence" by Design the Skyline.
by 7568ino April 2, 2024
Get the Design the Skyline mug.Became popular because of the Fast and the Furious, and is now every 12 year olds dream car although they know nothing about it.
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024
Get the Nissan Skyline GTR mug.The performance model of the HR30 series was the GT-Turbo with the L20ET motor. Undoubtedly the worst motor ever produced by Nissan, it would detonate under the slightest advance of throttle. Nissan made history in 1998 where the HR30 Skyline was awarded the 'Worst Nissan ever' award at the Nagoya motor show, followed closely by the Nissan Starion turbo.
Gerard: "These drum brakes are fucking unreal!"
Carlos: "I love the way it doesn't turn corners, and when the missus is on her rags, she can just rub in the blood. Top car."
Carlos: "I love the way it doesn't turn corners, and when the missus is on her rags, she can just rub in the blood. Top car."
by Adrian March 6, 2003
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