Shiting

The act of droping a shit

pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce

I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.

by DpPg January 14, 2009

Shifting Gears

The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"

Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...

Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!

Man 2: You're dumb.

by Big D_31 September 25, 2009

fb shitting

Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb shitting and come out.

by Madix85 June 1, 2018

shitting stars

The "white stars" that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation shitting.

Dude, I was hoping that I would have a money shit however, those burritos clogged me up good and I saw "shitting stars" when I tried to dump.

by WebPhenom September 15, 2006

Shitting up

Verb, used interchangeably with "fucking up". Mostly in regards to destroying something that otherwise would be well organized.

Pinterest only exists for shitting up Google image search results.

by Hyperi0us October 13, 2021

stick shifting

v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.

Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."

by Spacebullman September 7, 2010

shitting bats

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

by jayykkim December 16, 2008