Shelong

Males' penis

"Shane has a huge shelong
"Oh yea? I will see if I can take that thing in my pussy!"
"LOL! you slut"

by Ephrank July 19, 2009

Shelden

A great, funny person, who always is there. He is the kind of person to put your needs before his own. He will do anything to impress girls though. He can also be a little crazy ( but in a good way ). He is a hard worker that always has a smile. People usually tease him about weight but he laughs with them. He sometimes lets his mouth run and sometimes gets in trouble for it. He has someone he hates with a passion. He is usually tall and plays sports.

Shelden was AWESOME but also CRAZY last night. He is a great person.

by Brookoi February 13, 2019

shelton school (dallas)

a place for dyslexic people to go get high and hook up

jesuit kid 1: who’s that girl you’re dating
jesuit kid 2: oh she’s goes to shelton

jesuit kid 1: ohhhhhhhh … she goes to shelton school (dallas)

by I’m in love with stacy’s mom September 24, 2021

Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but seems to get tired or bored of them easily. A Warrior both Physically and Spiritually, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
Music, Money and Sports is where you thrive.

That is Shelton

by Godchosenone November 23, 2021

shelonfreude

Taking pleasure in the misfortune of Elon Musk

I was filled with shelonfreude when Elon Musk's live Twitter announcement didn't work.

by howardito May 25, 2023

Blake Shelton

A country singer, that has been nominated for six Grammys!

Hey man, did you go to that Blake Shelton concert? That jawn was lit!

by Alwaysonpointeee May 23, 2018

Shelton

A town in which people are constantly get high off of brand new drugs and 8th graders go to school with hangovers. Don't get me wrong, the people are great, but then theres the 'ghetto' people from downtown who critize people from White Hills and Huntington for being more wealthy then them. Jeeze im sorry your dad walked out on your mom and now your mom sleeps with a different guy every night but don't tkae it out on me (true story). Anyways, then there Shelton High which is probably the gayest school ever. There are four types of groups Druggies/Potheads, Goths/Punks, Preppies, nerds/dorks/other people who have no friends. Basically, you don't want to live in Shelton. It is half rich and half poor..so move to Darien or something

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Boy: Oh I don't know, i heard theres suppose to be an awesome party though, i think I'll get high.
Girl: Oh my god! Great Idea!

by Yahlikeidsay July 20, 2008