Sheening

Thinking of someone you are sexually attracted to while you produce stool

I wanted to go to the bathroom but someone appears to be sheening in there. It’s loud. I want to go home and sheen in my own toilet

by carlayyyy April 23, 2022

Seeding

Putting a straw in the urethra and funneling chilli powder into it

Me and my brother love to do seeding

by Tik tok is cancer October 6, 2022

Speeding

To go over the speed limit in a car

I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.

by Vomitingseal1432 December 7, 2022

Shedding

Shedding it’s when us girls shed our skin every month after our period.

“Shedding is so relieving”

“Ikr!! I think my shedding is late… it’s really pissing me off.”

“Really? You should try facial exfoliation, it helps!”

“Thanks! I’ll make sure to try that later.”

by cherorwtv December 14, 2022

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

Shedding Inhibitions

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!

Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?

by someskyrimfan2 May 14, 2023